knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

my mom raped yerr foot

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nathan Gooderson.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

A fat boy walked into a party

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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