- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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