The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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