Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What sucks?

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Your mother

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Baseball

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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