- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

The 19th Amendment

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

96

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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