Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Penis jokes.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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