- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

women

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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