why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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