The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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A seal walks into a club.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Womens Rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Frown is a four letter word.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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