- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Jews for Jesus

Barack Obama

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Woman's rights.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

dog

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

I don't get it

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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