Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what do you call a black man named mike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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