1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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