Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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