How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What sucks?

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats9+10 19

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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ps3

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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womens rights

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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