What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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cot!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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