Tennesse

whats better than 24................. 25

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

SC Johnson a Family Company

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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