- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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