who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Frown is a four letter word.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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