Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

9/11/2001

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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