Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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minced oaths

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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