Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Looks through the peephole.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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