Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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The Holocaust

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Banana(s)

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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women have rights

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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