A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Star Wars

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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