Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Your Mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Anti Joke

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