- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

suck my dick.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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