So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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whos gay? you are

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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How do magnets work?

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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