A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

what do you call a black man named mike

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What's white and sticky? Glue

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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