Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What is worse

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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