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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

George Bush.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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