Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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