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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Will gropes Ebola victims

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