- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Knock Knock It's Open!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Barack Obama

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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