- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Anne Frank.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What's cold and icy? Ice

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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