Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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