- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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