- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Rock mattress.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Knock knock No one was home

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Men's rights.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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