Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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