What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

An asian walks out of math class

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock knock Come in!

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

robin, get in the car.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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