- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

An asian walks out of math class

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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robin, get in the car.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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