Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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