Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Banana(s)

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Penis.

What is brown and sticky?

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why did Max cry??? chicken

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

women have rights

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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