How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How do u shit With ur ass

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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