Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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