- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Bin Laden is dead.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock (No one is home)

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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