Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

The Holocaust

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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