- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

To mamas so fat shes fat

women's rights

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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