A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Boobs are nasty!

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A black goes to college

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Women's rights.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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