so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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come along children

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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