Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Penis.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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