What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Vagina-Boob

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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dog

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Video Games

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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