how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Star Wars

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dog

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So dont touch it

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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