What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Tim's gay.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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lol

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Your mom

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your Mom

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Anti Joke

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