- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

the chicken whent boomand then died

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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