- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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