People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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