An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Avery has crabs.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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