Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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So dont touch it

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Dozer has a soul

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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potato farming

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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