- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Working hard or hardly working????

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Whats White and sticky? Semen

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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