Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

A man. That is all.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Gestapo.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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