- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Your mother

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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