Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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balls in ya mouf

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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