- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

balls in ya mouf

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Poopsack Jones

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

shut up

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