What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? What.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Knock, Knock. Come in.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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