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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Women's Rights

666

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

42

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