Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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NEVER

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Lebron Traveled

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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