- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

A jew went to Germany.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Small titties.

NEVER

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Your mom goes to college

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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