How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

suck my dick.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Baseball

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

what time is it rape time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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