- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Your mom

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A man. That is all.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Yeah, totally.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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