- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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