- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Knock knock No one was home

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Knock, knock. Come in!

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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