Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Hummer.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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