Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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planking.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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