Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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My mom just died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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