2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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