Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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A seal walks into a club.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Josh kissing a girl

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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