- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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