a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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My butt!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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