What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

AVI IS A FAG

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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