- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

women's lacrosse.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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