why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Poopsack Jones

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Hey Caleb.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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planking.

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I came.

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HTML

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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