What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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No.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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