Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

OGC - tilt your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

My butt!!!!

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What is brown and sticky?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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