Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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cory is gay

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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S.O.P.A

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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