How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Thumbs this up

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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NEVER

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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