Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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austins gay lolololol

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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