Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Teen pregnancy

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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