- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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