- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

look left now look right. washing machine

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

do you know what's so funny? yup

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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