Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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