Steve Jobs.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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