- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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