What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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I cant think of one (._. )

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Anti Joke

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