why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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