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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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