Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Your mom goes to college

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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