- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Grapefruit.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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