- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick is gay

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Your mom

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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