- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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