What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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World Of Warcraft

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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