The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Amputations.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Steering Wheel Face.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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