If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Amputations.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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hi

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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