- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

a show horse jumps over a bar

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Hey Caleb.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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