I can't think of a joke!

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

i wish i was a tree !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

your face.

My butt!!!!

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

brett is a dick

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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