Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Womens Rights.

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minorities

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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