What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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A black goes to college

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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