jewish people like other jewish people.

shut up

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

balls in ya mouf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

An asian walks out of math class

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

96

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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