Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: What's the point? A: .

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Knock knock Come in!

how does peploe get around they walk

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Your mum is dead

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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