A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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The WNBA.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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