- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Chuck Norris died.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Banana(s)

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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