- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

The glass is half an hour.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

aaaa

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

The horse said "nay."

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??