Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

This is not a good joke.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Anal cheese curds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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