- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Women"s Rights

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Communism

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

An asian walks out of math class

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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