What comes after 69? Mouthwash

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Tim's gay.

Fuck her

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Knock Knock. Shut up.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

a banana

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

lol

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Anti Joke

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