i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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WNBA

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Avery has crabs.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Anti Joke

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