Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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a little girl gets raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Fuck her

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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